No sooner did Stu turn to run into the woods did he find his entire backside pelted with hundreds of tiny spears. The little peanuts were great shots indeed!
Sunday, December 4, 2005
Tuesday, November 8, 2005
Attack!
Monday, October 31, 2005
'Take That' You Peanut-Heads
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Smoldering
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Lit Up
Silence filled the air.
There were a few short scratching-striking sounds that Stu recognized as the only thing on the planet that makes a scratching-striking sound.
The slightly louder sound of a match catching and igniting soon followed to confirm his suspicions.
Stu wiggled a bit, but was held fast by the tiny strings - within seconds he felt a wave of heat over most of his body - HE WAS LIT UP!
There were a few short scratching-striking sounds that Stu recognized as the only thing on the planet that makes a scratching-striking sound.
The slightly louder sound of a match catching and igniting soon followed to confirm his suspicions.
Stu wiggled a bit, but was held fast by the tiny strings - within seconds he felt a wave of heat over most of his body - HE WAS LIT UP!
Monday, October 17, 2005
Hot Feet
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Snuffed Out
Friday, September 2, 2005
Bar-B-Q
Tuesday, August 9, 2005
Tied Down
Sunday, August 7, 2005
Exhausted
Sunday, June 19, 2005
Drag Away
Stu mustered up enough energy to get up onto his knees and drag himself away from the scene of the 'crash'.
He was able to get most of the sand out of his head but still couldn't see very well as he crawled along the sandy beach.
He was able to get most of the sand out of his head but still couldn't see very well as he crawled along the sandy beach.
Wednesday, June 1, 2005
Face Pack
Stu's face impacted the ground so hard... sand filled his nose, mouth, and eye lids.
His whole face stung a bit, and his eyes felt like they were grinding out each time he blinked.
All in all it was a terrible experience and he didn't wish it on his worst enemy.
His whole face stung a bit, and his eyes felt like they were grinding out each time he blinked.
All in all it was a terrible experience and he didn't wish it on his worst enemy.
Monday, May 23, 2005
Bad Landing
Stu hit the ground like a sack of potatoes.
It is amazing how hard sand feels when you pack your face into it.
Definitely NOT what Stu had planned.
It is amazing how hard sand feels when you pack your face into it.
Definitely NOT what Stu had planned.
Thursday, April 21, 2005
Good Aim
Stu flew thru the air like a missile.
Thankfully for him, there was an island directly in his path.
He held on tight and braced for impact...
Thankfully for him, there was an island directly in his path.
He held on tight and braced for impact...
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Launch
Stu came blasting out the Sea Creatures nostril with such force his ears popped!
He finally got a fresh breath of cool sea air... The humid stench from the creatures stomach was beginning to get to him.
He hung on tight and for a moment forgot that "what goes up must come down".
He finally got a fresh breath of cool sea air... The humid stench from the creatures stomach was beginning to get to him.
He hung on tight and for a moment forgot that "what goes up must come down".
Thursday, March 24, 2005
Nasal Passage
Stu directed his flying rocking chair thru what turned out to be the Sea Monster's sinus cavity.
He had no clue the creature had been suffering from a cold!
His grip on the remote became quite difficult.
He had no clue the creature had been suffering from a cold!
His grip on the remote became quite difficult.
Thursday, February 3, 2005
Openings Ahead
Stu couldn't believe his eyes... Just ahead he saw the light of day coming from several openings.
Two small openings and one huge jaggedy scary looking opening... Stu steered toward the small openings.
Two small openings and one huge jaggedy scary looking opening... Stu steered toward the small openings.
Wednesday, February 2, 2005
Pulling 'G' s
The fish were going so fast around corners that Stu felt his whole body compress into the chair. He nearly blacked out. . It was everything he could do to maintain consciousness.
Monday, January 24, 2005
Holy Mackerel
As soon as Stu's finger hit the button a steady beam of light shone on the nearby wall.
Just as suddenly, the fish all darted for the beam spot.
Stu had seen this behavior before and only guessed that it would work on Mackerel!
Just as suddenly, the fish all darted for the beam spot.
Stu had seen this behavior before and only guessed that it would work on Mackerel!
Yeee Haaaa... He was off at lightening speed. His main concern was to keep shifting the focus point before he hit any walls!!!
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
Remotely Speaking
Stu carefully placed his hand on the remote and then with a swift sure click... Hit the PLAY button! A couple sparks at first and a sad buzzing sound, and then out came a steady beam of laser light!
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Fasten your Seat Belts
Stu used the cord from the lamp to fashion himself a seat belt.
He shifted back and forth and found the seat quite comfortable.
He'll be happy it fits fairly snug in a moment..
He shifted back and forth and found the seat quite comfortable.
He'll be happy it fits fairly snug in a moment..
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Ready the Rocket Rocker
It was done.
All essential items taped in place.
Stu stood back and admired his masterpiece.
All essential items taped in place.
Stu stood back and admired his masterpiece.
Wednesday, January 5, 2005
Stu View
Stu worked and worked and succeeded on taping 20 plus fish to the rails of the rocker.
... But then just stood there waiting for his thoughts to materialize...
Nothing.
Nothing.
Again nothing...
So he climbed up and peeked thru the monitor and saw his current problem...
the mouse cord had been severed.
A SERIOUS SITUATION INDEED... Especially if he ever was to get out of the belly of the sea monster alive.
... But then just stood there waiting for his thoughts to materialize...
Nothing.
Nothing.
Again nothing...
So he climbed up and peeked thru the monitor and saw his current problem...
the mouse cord had been severed.
A SERIOUS SITUATION INDEED... Especially if he ever was to get out of the belly of the sea monster alive.
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